A very good thing to you all. I kiss you. You are
welcome to shag my sister at any time.
Please. She is only 71 and, admittedly needs a bit of an ironing, but - where
was I?
Oh yes....
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Allow
me to introduce you to our Regal monarchy and the fruit of their distended
and MASSIVELY fertile loinettes.
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Queen Vagina II, "bangs like the outhouse door in a typhoon..." ...alledgedly. |
Our beloved Leader,
Her Royal Highness, Ruler Of All She Purveys, The Mighty Queen
Vag II, Keeper of the Black Rod, Protector of the Uro-Genitary
Devices of State, Entertainer of The Royal Guard. Rumoured
to have felated over 100 visiting dignatories over a discreet
brunch of eggs and waffles at Halloween in 1991.
Direct linear descended of Catherine the Great and Shergar. |
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Despina :- "hang your jacket on these..." |
(Left), the Princess
Despina, International Baccrat Champion and Duchess of Felching.
Like the famous 'Hapsburg Nose' Despina proudly displays the gentic
family condition of having nipples like Bakerlite bullets, and enjoys
"Oh, you know, a bit of rumpy-pumpy, now and again..."
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Libido;- "Could suck the Chrome |
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(Right) The Princess
Catamite, a black belt in Greek Sexual Practices, who's
overt and blatant back-door antics shocked even her deviant family!
Giving a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Tradesmans' Entrance',
Catamite's coalhole is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum but
considerably easier to get your hands on.
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Catamite "deliveries around the back please..." |
(Above) Princess
Libido (with her closest Royal favourite) as photographed for the Honour
Roll. Lady of the Royal Servants, Domina General to
the Proletariat, Mistress Whippy of the National Dungeons,
Grand Felater of the Eastern European Trade Cartel. Member
of the Andromanian Olympic Equestrian Team (retired), Libido goes like
a rampant East-African water buffallo. In rut.
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(Left) The Mother of the Queen, photographed in the Rogering Tower where she has remained under house arrest since that incident with Pope Pius IX ('The Affair Of The Papal Prostate) in 1967. Sharon (right) is the Queen Mother's Ethiopian Maid, and Keeper of the Royal Spitoon. She is a renouned lesboid, and indulges in regular lusty lesbotic passions with the Princess Scrofula (not pictured due to possible libel action). |
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Well?? What in the name of God's Own Testicles are you waiting for?
Click below or I'll set Libido on your ass!
