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"Greeting. I hug
you all. My name is Old Scrotum (the Wrinkled Retainer) and for the last 45
years
I have been employed as Butler, Chief Valet, and Principle Marital Aid to
the fabulously-rich and
phenomenally-oversexed Royal Family of Andromania!
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Having been unfairly dismissed in my frail
dotage, I have decided to publish (for the first time on the Web)
my collection of personal photos, confiscated paparazzi shots, and
plain old foul pornography, collected from my network of hidden
cameras, spyholes and bribed boyfriends and lovers. |
![]() The Mother of the Queen- "sausage in a bucket?" |
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WARNING |
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Help
prevent minors from accessing inappropriate or adult oriented material.
The following links allow you to block inappropriate or adult - erotica from the access of minors.[Netnanny] [ Cybersitter ] [ Surf Watch ] [ Cyber Patrol ] 18 U.S.C. 2257 Statement |